The holidays have arrived, bearing tons of food, lots of sales and the colorful members of your distant family. While you observe the various traditions of your holidays, look for a few of these satirical — albeit familiar — holiday sightings. This scavenger hunt may help tide you over until the madness ends.

One big, dysfunctional family

Three scrapbooks of awkward childhood photos

One moping cousin

Two nosy aunts prodding for information about your love life

Six repetitive Vietnam stories narrated by grandpa

Seven cheek pinches from grandma

Five crazed Macy’s Parade fans

Two drunken uncles fighting over the last Blue Moon

Twelve eyeballs glued to the football game

One putrid smelling bathroom