LeBron helped me define ‘foot in mouth disease’
January 20, 2011
<span style=
“font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial;”>The last time you kids read
an editorial from me, I was bashing LeBron James and the Heat.
Since Dec. 2, the Heat have managed a 20-4 record (as of press
time). Maybe the Heat are legit. Maybe I was wrong about LeBron
James. Maybe Nostradamus did predict future cataclysmic events.
Maybe I should buy into this whole Mayan calendar thing.
<span style=
“font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial;”>For lack of a better
definition of my emotions, I am shocked. I would have never
predicted the Heat would be doing this well at the beginning of the
New Year. It seems like I do this sort thing way too
much.
<span style=
“font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial;”>I get all amped up about
things and I completely jump the gun. I remember how excited I was
when the Celtics went up three games to none against the Lakers
this summer. I felt like I was on top of the world. I talked a
ridiculous amount of smack to people. Then my world came crumbling
down as Kobe Bryant’s Lakers went on to win the NBA
Championship.
<span style=
“font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial;”>I never really understood
how much of a “hater” I am until my roommate, Parker Hendricks,
brought it to my attention (I know he just loves it when I name
drop). I do seem to bash super stars–and do it often. Although I
am a huge Celtics fan, I’ve been a Kobe Bryant fan since I was
eight. I had books, jerseys and all things Kobe. I guess that’s why
the LeBron talk bothers me.
<span style=
“font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial;”>Here is my official
statement, though: LeBron will never live up to the career that
Kobe has had. There, I said it. I know that I have really given
LeBron a bashing, but he is a good player. His skills are
undeniable, and he is most certainly a force to be reckoned with.
He just doesn’t have “it.”
<span style=
“font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial;”>At this point in time, it’s
questionable whether the Lakers can oust the likes of the Spurs,
Mavs, or heck, the Thunder. I would love nothing more than to see
another Lakers-Celtics showdown in the NBA Finals, but there is
something that I must do to right my wrongs.
<span style=
“font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial;”>I’m not going to explain
what I’m about to do, but based on the current state of the NBA and
my last editorial, I think you’ll catch my drift. The Heat are
officially the greatest thing to happen to basketball since the
birth of Coach K. LeBron James will go through a spurt of high
scoring games en route to being crowned the NBA’s MVP. The Heat
will roll over the Celtics in the Eastern Conference Finals to play
in the NBA Championship.
<span style=
“font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial;”>There, maybe that will
restore order to the universe.