1. You haven’t graduated yet?

2. Have you gained some weight?

3. When are you going to get serious about life? When I was your age, I was married and expecting my third baby.

4. How’s ye mama and ‘em?

5. What are you going to do when you graduate?

6. You couldn’t find anything better than (your)significant other?

7. Has college turned you into a liberal yet?

8. Why can’t you be more like your sibling(s)?

9. What are you wearing?

10. Can you pass the gravy?