5. There is a boot on your vehicle.

“But I didn’t ever get any tickets.”

4.Why did you move the cone?

“I thought someone was pulling a prank like in high school.”

3.You parked blocking traffic. Why would you do that?

“I couldn’t be late for class.”

​2. Are you handicapped?

“No, but my grandmother is.”

1. Did you not know you can’t park on yellow curbs?

“Why? But I’m from Mississippi.”